May 24, 2008

Susan Tayo project

Be ready to be blown away cause this might just be the most brilliant idea you will ever hear from me.

A friend asked me earlier if I have any back up plans if ever I screw up again and fail to finish here at St. Paul. It really made me think. I can't school hop forever cause I don't wanna end up being classmates with my younger sibs, though that would really be interesting. So I came up with the perfect plan.

I'll knock someone up!

I don't know why it hit me just now. It's the perfect excuse for me to still be asking money from my mom for the years to come and take a time out from school. How fucking brilliant am I?

All I need to do now is find a girl to have my baby. It's perfectly simple. I'll just pick some random girl at the mall and tell her this, "Hi, ako si Abad. bubuntisin kita, k?" Come on! Who would turn me down? I'm tall, quite moneyed, I could pass as ok-looking if you're drunk, and if you're totally wasted, I could even pass as good looking (probably not), I shower everyday or at least whenever I have classes and if you have low expectations, I could even be good in bed. If you could picture me in bed doing it and not puke inside your mouth a little, give me a call. If you really are picturing me doing it, good luck trying to get that image out of your head.

I'll probably ask Janina from Bb. Pilipinas. Do you know where I could reach her? Can she even use a phone? Can she spell phone? Imagine, our kid would be a genius and a real looker. We will have the perfectest paking pamily! We wouldn't have to work cause we'll let our kids work for us on TV.

And as I've previously planned, I'll name my first kid Susan. Susan Enriquez. Regardless of the kid's gender. Just thinking of my kid's classmates teasing him/her kay Susan tayo cracks me up. Any idea on what I should call my second kid? I'm thinking of a name that starts with M. I just can't figure it out exactly.

May 16, 2008

Lab Letter

Hindi nagtagal, ang mga musikang pinapakinggan mo ay pinapakinggan ko na rin. Ang mga awiting kinakanta mo ay inaawit ko na rin. Ang mga pinapanuod mo ay pinapanood ko na rin. Ang mga paborito mo ay naging paborito ko rin. Ang mga tawanan natin. At ang ngiti mo, mga salita ng labi na walang tunog ngunit nagpapahiwatig na sa kabila ng lahat ay masaya ka, ay napapangiti ako. Sapagkat wala nang mas papantay pa sa pakiramdam na napapasaya mo ang taong mahal mo.

At kung iniisip mong sa akin ang mga nabasa mo ay nagkakamali ka! Hindi pa ako ganyan kakorni. haha. Pinapapost yan ni KDR at malamang ay para yan sa isang babaeng itago na lang natin sa pangalang Layla na ayaw magpatawag ng Layla. Para kay Layla, sabi nga ni Igno, SAGUTIN NA YAN!

Dito mababas ang kabuuan ng post ni KDR.

At sa May 24, 2008 na raw pala ang book signing ng VPE books sa parehong lugar at parehong oras.

Hindi ko alam kung kailan ko itutuloy ang Tips for incoming college freshmen kasi sinusumpong ako ng matinding katamaran.

May 10, 2008

Imbitasyon sa booksigning ng vpe books


Imbitahan ko po sana kayo sa May 17, Saturday (opo, 2008) 3-6 pm para sa book signing ng vpe books. Syempre, kasama doon ang book ko na peksman (mamatay ka man) nagsisinungaling ako (at iba pang kwentong kasinungalingan na di pa dapat paniwalaan). Sa cubao expo. Sana makapunta kayo. Masaya po doon. Peksman

-Eros Atalia

Para makatanggap ng mga kaparehong mensahe at makita ang magandang girlfriend ni Eros Atalia ay i-add siya sa friendster gamit ang link na nasa itaas.

Ang Peksman (Mamatay Ka Man) Nagsisinungaling Ako (at iba pang Kuwentong Kasinungalingan na di pa dapat paniwalaan) ay mabibili sa lahat ng pangunahing bookstores nationwide.

Ang orihinal na larawang ginamit ko sa taas ay kinuha ko ng walang pahintulot kay "Kring" sa
blog entry niyang ito. Magpapaalam sana ako kaya lang nakakatamad.