May 24, 2008

Susan Tayo project

Be ready to be blown away cause this might just be the most brilliant idea you will ever hear from me.

A friend asked me earlier if I have any back up plans if ever I screw up again and fail to finish here at St. Paul. It really made me think. I can't school hop forever cause I don't wanna end up being classmates with my younger sibs, though that would really be interesting. So I came up with the perfect plan.

I'll knock someone up!

I don't know why it hit me just now. It's the perfect excuse for me to still be asking money from my mom for the years to come and take a time out from school. How fucking brilliant am I?

All I need to do now is find a girl to have my baby. It's perfectly simple. I'll just pick some random girl at the mall and tell her this, "Hi, ako si Abad. bubuntisin kita, k?" Come on! Who would turn me down? I'm tall, quite moneyed, I could pass as ok-looking if you're drunk, and if you're totally wasted, I could even pass as good looking (probably not), I shower everyday or at least whenever I have classes and if you have low expectations, I could even be good in bed. If you could picture me in bed doing it and not puke inside your mouth a little, give me a call. If you really are picturing me doing it, good luck trying to get that image out of your head.

I'll probably ask Janina from Bb. Pilipinas. Do you know where I could reach her? Can she even use a phone? Can she spell phone? Imagine, our kid would be a genius and a real looker. We will have the perfectest paking pamily! We wouldn't have to work cause we'll let our kids work for us on TV.

And as I've previously planned, I'll name my first kid Susan. Susan Enriquez. Regardless of the kid's gender. Just thinking of my kid's classmates teasing him/her kay Susan tayo cracks me up. Any idea on what I should call my second kid? I'm thinking of a name that starts with M. I just can't figure it out exactly.

41 comments:

xienahgirl said...

goodluck sa susan project mo
hahahaha

ewan ko sa iyo boyps
siraulo ka talaga
hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Abad, wag ka magalala, you are good in bed.

jhayneelou said...

naman!!!!

anonymous, talga? hehehe...

abad, sa mall ka maghahanap?
try mo sa 168 sa divisoria.. dba mall din un? =p

tyaka s Janina... uhmmmmmm... la akong latest gimik nya eh.. alam ko lang nasa youtube sya... hehehe...

aztig ang ideang yan... ipagpatuloy mo lang ang high hopes mo..

malay natin...


ingatz!!!

hachi said...

the heck for mike dude! haha

you know lah, i have three words for you. in your dreams. in your dreams.

XD

linglingbells said...

uy! magandang ideya yan!! good luck na lang ha... hehe!

Abad said...

x, dapat magselos ka gelps. haha. diba asa mall ka naman next week? sana matyambahan kita para ikaw ang matanong ko, saang mall ka ba pupunta?

anonymous, hoy chini, hindi ka pa nagiwan ng pangalan, baka may maniwala nanaman sayo. haha.

jhayneelou, oo nga, malay natin swertehin ako. haha.

hoy m, maghintay ka lang, magugulat ka nabuntis ko na si janina. haha.

lingling, salamat!

mnel said...

haha! baliw. =P

arnie said...

haha! funny..i have ms. janina's number.;)

hehe.. magging succesful sana project mo.

Kay Susan Tayo! =))

Anonymous said...

Abad Enriquez i don't know any1 named Chini. Don't tell me nakalimutan mo na? ganun ba kami kadami? ;)

ang TUNAY na bebegel ni dayo said...

HAHAHA!
this saga is shit.

alam mo bang may hang owber pa ko from mariz's berdey when i read your accusations this morning? :D

i never use 'anonymous' to sign off.besides,you ARE good in bed.

well,theoretically--
since hindi pa kita natitikman.

but soon..bibigay ka rin.and ill be here waiting patiently..

bleue said...

hahaha! nalito naman ako, parang puro apelyido pangalan mo :P

yo, taga tuguegarao ka, nagpunta ako jan two years ago, sinuyod ko ba naman yung tabuk-tuguegarao-pagudpud at inikot ang luzon, ahaha..

magiging napakasuwerteng bata ni susan! ahaha!

Abad said...

putek chini hindi nga ikaw, philippines yung ip ad e. nanggagago lang siguro yun.

bleue, talagang pinagmumulan ng pagkalito ang pangalan ko. salamat sa pagdaan.

KRIS JASPER said...

cgurado ako, maraming interesadong maging nanay ng susan mo.

lol.

Anonymous said...

ok I'm pissed, hindi mo talaga maalala? i googled your name. hahaha, Kumusta? i'm still using my old number. sorry kung dito kita minessage, i couldn't find you sa friendster. -CG

Vera said...

ODKP

open call ah!

Ava Lyka said...

I'm quite interested in helping you out as to what name u'd give ur second kid. So ur considering a name that starts with M, and ur last name's Enriquez? Aha! perfect..

Muman!!

Susan and Muman.

Lovely.

=p

bleue said...

haha, ayan, sino si anonymous? sya na ba ang magiging nanay ni susan? ahehehe! piece!

Abou said...

Abad,
Wag mo muna bubuntisin c janina. Baka sya na ang ating magiging ms. World.

monaco said...

Good idea yan! La pa rin akong asawa eh, at wala ring trabaho. Makapunta kaya sa mall ng mayayaman bukas at makapaghanap. LOL

Ayaw mo ba sa name na PEPE. Mas madaming jokes dun!

seksing bebegel said...

(taas ng kamay)

i would like to vote 'bebegel' to be the future mother of your children.

ANG HINDI MAG-SECOND THE MOTION,PANGET!
hahaha.

Lawstude said...

homer simpson ikaw ba yan?

kulot said...

so your at St Paul... dyan ba tuguegarao? padala ka naman ng pansit na miss ko na batil patong, ill add you up sa link ha, do as well :)

neex said...

best project i've ever heard. haha.. gudluck nalang. isama mo na rin ako sa mga taong umaasa na sana'y maging successful yan. :)

Abad said...

ava, salamat sa suggestion, pag nagkataon pwede ko na silang tawaging suman.

bleue at vera,wala akong kilalang CG. pramis, haha.

arnie, talaga? penge naman. haha.

kris jasper, wala nga yata eh.

abou, sige hihintayin ko na lang pagkatapos ng pageant.

monaco, good luck! sana seryosohin mo. haha.

lawstude, haha. oo nga no, a project that dumb could very well come from homer.

bebegel, bakit andito ka? nakalinis ka na ba ng bahay? saka na kita bubuntisin pag BABAE ka na. ilusyonada ka talaga. hahaha.

kulot, oo spup. ok.

neex,salamat! salamat! ninong ka sa binyag pag natuloy.

padresalvi said...

Haha. Musta naman ang ipapangalan mo sa anak mo. Biktima rin ako ng babaeng pangalan. Pero maluwag naman ang pagtanggap sakin ng mga taong nakakarinig nito.

brother utoy said...

Susan ba kamo? napanood ko sa Dexter's Laboratory na ang archnemesis nyang si Mandark ay pinangalanan ng kanyang hippie na magulang bilang Susan. masama ang naging epekto, tol. ikaw rin, baka maging nerd din ang anak mo na may secretlaboratory for world domination sa ilalim ng bahay. magastos yun, abad. maingay pa.

Nash said...

jusko bakit susan pa? Pambihira naman hahahaha

Dakilang Tambay said...

ahahaha! baliw ka abad.

sino kaya ang maswerteng babae na magiging nanay ni susan.. hehehe

Camille said...

ui.. elo.. salamat sa pagbisita. panu ka kaya napadpad sa blog ko. hehe.. good luck po. :D

my-so-called-Quest said...

bat naman susan?
hahahhaha

hayaan mo magsasabog tayo ng flyers para sa magiging ina ni susan. ilan ba gusto mo? hehe

salamat sa laging pagdaan=] ilink kita kung oks lng=]

Abad said...

padresalvi, akala mo lang yun, pinagtatawana ka nila sa likod mo. haha. biro lamang.

brotherutoy, wow, hayup sa explanation. salamat sa pagdaan.

nash, pambihira talaga.

mia, abangan na lan natin. :p

camille, nakita ko sa links ni ced.

ced, ililink din kita. pakiusap, wag mong lagyan ng litrato ko yung flyers mo, baka walang magka interes. :D

lilmispasaway said...

kawawa naman magiging anak mo.. gawin mo na lang second name, para may option naman sila na gumamit ng ibang name ahaha.. at kapuso ka pala huh :D sabagay, wala ata enriquez na kapamilya hehe

utakGAGO said...

Pagpasensyahan mo na pero dinugo utak ko sa ingles ni Janina dito sa post mo.

Tsaka GUDLAK nga pala sa babaeng makikita mo sa mall! HAHA. Pustahan sampal aabutin mo dun!

Lulz!

Kris Canimo said...

habang binabasa ko to, nagmumukha akong tanga dito sa mga kasama ko. haha. tawa ako nang tawa.

lupet. hindi ba maymay enriquez. lol.

tga school si janina. hindi ko naman siya nakikita. at hindi siya nagpapakita. pero sa tingin ko, shes willing to be packed. hahah

Mariano said...

This could really work!!! I'd pick some unknown, low profile, super-wealthy heiress that could solve even my family's financial problems!

That would be awesome!!!

how about mariano? ahahaha.

wandering tsinelas said...

parang adik lang ah. lakas ng trip. hehe.

jepoy said...

triny ko na.
di naman effective
=) haha

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